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August 25, 200724-28Passed to me by V’s Herbie 1. Leave me a casual comment of no particular significance, like a lyric to your current favorite song, or your favorite kind of sandwich, maybe your favorite game. Any remark, meaningless or not. 2. I will respond by asking you five personal questions so I can get to know you better. 3. Update your blog with the answers to the questions. 4. Include this explanation and offer to ask someone else in your own post. 5. When others respond with a comment, you will ask them five questions.
 August 18, 2007August 12, 200710 Things I’d Like to Say to You.A really beautiful meme I swiped.  14. Move out, already. 15. Push him out of the nest, already. 16. I wish you thought this was home. 17. That kid is going to hate the name you picked. 18. I wish I was pregnant. Yes, I’m jealous. Stop asking me *when.* Stop assuming that you know something you don’t. 19. What you did really sucked. Don’t justify your behavior. You owe me an appology. Don’t pretend everything is ok. It’s not. 20. I am not your therapist, your lifecoach, your peacemaker, your scape goat, or the keeper of your secrets. I will not fix this for you. Fix it yourself. Otherwise, my fee is $75 per hour, with a $200 surcharge for house calls. 21. I love you like you were my own kid. 22. Money can’t buy you love. DUH. 23. Sit down, shut up, and *graciously* eat the meal you have been served.
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