You know, I keep coming up with these witty posting ideas… and then the baby starts crying again.
And he’s crying again, excuse me.

Ok, got him on my glap. My son’s name is Ducky, he likes to vmijjknkjn ybpg type with me. It matkes i t a little difficult to fignitsh a thought lately.

William especially loves the back button. ARRRRG.
hn I suppose I should try to post something once in a while.

And, of course, That Guy I Married comes and offers to take the baby off my lap when I’m at the END of a post.
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So, How about a new post?

My friend ElliesMommy has recently started writing articles for eHow. She sent me a few links and asked if I wanted to start writing them too. Her articles are thoughtful and have lots of pretty-pretty pictures to go with them.

I jotted down a list of things I might write about. I did come up with a few ideas.
Before I could even go to eHow and create a log-in, Ducky had smacked the Back-Button three times.
Arrg.

And, now I can’t find the list of articles that I was going to write when I had two free hands… I think the list said:
How to teach an adult to use a computer
How to make a Towel Cake
How to throw a Diaper Baby Shower
How to crochet a Newborn Sweater
How to sort out Good and Bad advice on Childbirth
How to live on the Westside without going broke.
How to save for your first home together.
How to REALLY throw a 100-guest wedding for under $5,000.

Of course, that’s just what I THINK the list said. I had to reproduce this since I can’t acutally find it.

Where have I been for two months? Well… here’s a microblogging review:

Bloggymommer…i
thinks that her husband should pack his own “blankety-blank” Blanket-Free Diaper Bag.

is looking forward to bagels and the Getty museum.
11:39 AM Jan 31st from Ping.fm
is trying to figure out how to hold the baby and wash both hands in a really filthy bathroom.
5:33 PM Jan 30th from Ping.fm
is laughing. gramsie’s new license plate: GFU
2:39 PM Jan 16th from Ping.fm
mmm hot n sour soup!
1:19 PM Jan 14th from Ping.fm
is living!!!
2:11 PM Jan 11th from Ping.fm
loves watching Flight of the Navigator!
3:51 PM Dec 26th, 2008 from Ping.fm
has a FUSSY baby.
2:52 PM Dec 23rd, 2008 from Ping.fm
mmm… garlicy garlic with a side of garlic.
3:58 PM Dec 21st, 2008 from Ping.fm
just ONE more gift!
11:13 AM Dec 21st, 2008 from Ping.fm
melting. listening to ian sing The Rainbow Connection.
1:44 AM Dec 21st, 2008 from Ping.fm
text message cherry! yay for early christmas gifts!
7:09 PM Dec 20th, 2008 from Ping.fm
can’t believe her husband took The Dog inside Bed Bath & Beyond today!

got a new cell phone .

is trying to lure her husband home with Chicken Marsala.

went on a date!
is typing a resume and application with one hand.
should sleep when the baby sleeps.
is in love with Osh Kosh baby overalls, and wants a pair in every size!
would like to sleep until dawn for Christmas.
doesn’t know the first thing about tulips!
needs to get the video camera fixed! AAACK!
is proud of herself.
is itching to go out tonight – Want to babysit?
is trying to upload photos for the 4th time in 2 days.
is enjoying the adrenaline from her 5 mille walk.
will hand over her entire savings account to anyone who can put the baby down without him crying again.
is the Queen of Laundry
is a little bit sad.
is laughing. The baby fell asleep on the changing table while I was pulling his arms through a shir
is over-excited about wearing pants!
is not sure what to do with a free minute of quiet time
is singing the praises of the Moby Wrap! 2 free hands and a snug baby!! Can I shower with this thing on?
is wondering if Curry Chicken is really such a good idea after all?
wishes there was something she could do about Ducky’s hiccups
IT’S A BOY!